My name is heather sparks i live in bowling green ohio i have a wounderful boyfriend and i will not ever leave i love him to much i am currently working at woodlane and i love to hang out with friends...
Heather Sparks
Work:
Self
Education:
Stanford University - MFA
Tagline:
Artist
Heather Sparks
Education:
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry - Herbology
Relationship:
Its_complicated
About:
I enjoy drinking, petty theft, pornography, and self-righteous indignation. I like to run with scissors. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. For fun, I enjoy browsing other...
Tagline:
I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by memorizing useless statistics and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes.
Bragging Rights:
Dr. Seuss threatened to sue me. I've met both Clintons. And done undercover camera work for Dateline NBC (not involving catching predators).