James J Agay

Work:

United Front Games - Designer (2009)

About:

A cult of personality has surrounded James since his birth in a humble log cabin on the slopes of Mount Baekdu, as was foretold by unseasonal sallow seen flying under a double rainbow as a bright star...

Tagline:

He's just this guy, you know?

Bragging Rights:

From his earliest days James was recognized as a genius, having learned to walk at just 3 weeks of age and talking fluently 5 weeks later. In junior high school James corrected and chastised his teachers for incorrectly interpreting history. While in university, which James completed in three years, he wrote 1500 books and and six full operas, all of which are noted as being better than anything else in the history of music. Feeling he had more to offer the world then the world of academia permitted, James turned to broader pursuits. In architecture, he designed a 170 meter tall monolith topped by a glowing red flame. In sport, James played a 38 under par round that included 11 holes in one, and then retired from the sport in deference to the pro tour, who would have been displaced had he carried on. The world of cuisine owes James a debt of gratitude for his invention of the "double bread with meat", a food more commonly known as the hamburger today. In 1989 James gifted medical science with a cure for shortness. The world of fashion has long had it's lens closely focused on James, not only to spot new trends in apparel but also attitude. The rumours that he controls the weather with his moods and abstain from defecating, ever, through sheer willpower are only rumours.