REO / Bank Owned Short sales Residential sales Luxury homes First time home buyers Distressed properties Probate Staging Relocation
Work:
Keller Williams Realty Huntington Beach, CA 7143668575 (Phone) License #01397168
Certifications:
CDPE
Client type:
Home Buyers Home Sellers
Property type:
Single Family Home Condo/Townhome Multi-family
Languages:
English
Skills:
Negotiation Relationship Building Marketing Problem-Solving Communication Tech-Savy
About:
My purpose is for you to be so outrageously happy with the help I provide you that you'll gladly introduce me to at least two people you really care about. It is important to me, to earn your business and to provide you with First Class Customer Service. In order for me to make you feel like my only client, you should plan to invest one hour with me in a complimentary initial consultation. In that one hour, I will ask you thought-provoking questions until I have a very clear understanding of what is important to you about buying or selling a home. Not until then, can I offer you my best advice during this often complicated process of buying or selling a home. I look forward to providing you with value and information, so that you can feel comfortable letting me help you. Not until you trust me, will you allow me to go to work for you. When is a good time for you to meet with me for "Your Personal Complimentary Initial Consultation?"
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Tagline:
Vulgar. Offensive. Morally flexible. The perfect shoulder to drink on. Questionably heterosexual. Addicted to little people and little things. A proud alcoholic. Pornstar material.
Bragging Rights:
I am a survivor and a veteran of the restaurant/bar industry. I served my country by sacrificing a part of my soul to the business of food/drink so that fat, unappreciative, gluten allergic, penny tipping assholes can have a night off from cooking for their loud, obnoxious, unruly children and extended family. And I have the battle wounds to prove it.