I'm somewhat of an experiment gone horribly wrong, I seem to debase all that is consumerist in any representation. That sounds incredibly hipster, but if that's the case then I'm too hipst...
Tagline:
"...what came out was a distaste for civilization." -Kurt Vonnegut
Bragging Rights:
The examples for "Bragging rights" are survived high school, and have 3 kids...how is that bragging rights? Okay, so you're just above retarded in intelligence and you remembered what your genitals were made for, whoopty goddamn doo. I own a Saab. BAM BITCHES!