Ryan Ellison

Work:

Nissan - Office Work. (2011-2012)

Education:

South Tyneside College - Photography Diploma

About:

My facebook. http://www.facebook.com/ryan.e...

Tagline:

17 Years old. From Newcastle but i currently live in South Shields. Studying Photography at South Tyneside College.

Work:

Social Security Administration - Contact Representative (1)

Education:

Western Illinois University - Political Science

Tagline:

I just want to paint my name

About:

After 12 years on the beach, I headed off to the mountains to drink craft beer.  Big up Colorado massive!

Tagline:

A CO craft brew drinking, mountain trail hiking, beach bum.

Bragging Rights:

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a travelling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prize winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.

About:

Limin' in the VI

Schools:

Ft. Collins High School Ft. Collins CO 1999-2003

Community:

Nancy Dearing, Greg Cross

Schools:

Saranac High School Saranac MI 1994-1998

Community:

Katheryn Snell, Raymond Graham, B.j. Schweitzer

Schools:

Olentangy High School Lewis Center OH 1999-2003

Community:

Mary Wenger, Richard Rik, Brenda Mccoy

Schools:

Juan Seguin High School Arlington TX 2004-2008

Community:

Kendra Green, Aaron Foster, Patrice Crockett, Jessica Holcomb

Graduates:

Ryan Ellison (1994-1998),
Heidi Smith (1979-1983),
Tamisha Winters (2001-2005),
Chris Sprague (1969-1973),
Michael Jurmo (1990-1994)

Graduates:

ryan ellison (1999-2003),
steve barnes (1989-1993),
Jessica Uran (1987-1991),
Debra Carpenter (1983-1987),
Jonathan Moore (1999-2003),
Audra Audra Cox (1985-1989)

Graduates:

Dewayne Baird (2000-2004),
Wendy Snodderly (1990-1994),
Jeremy North (1995-1999),
Ryan Ellison (2004-2008),
Jeremiah Patrick (2000-2004)

Graduates:

Ryan Ellison (2004-2008),
Keisha Newton (2002-2006),
Cindy Flores (2002-2006),
Kevin Whittenberg (2006-2010)

Locality:

Birmingham, England

Gender:

Male

Birthday:

1948

Locality:

bumsville-sheffeild parson cross, South

Gender:

Male

Birthday:

1944

Locality:

FONTANA

Gender:

Male

Birthday:

1950

Locality:

DAYGO:America's Finest, California

Gender:

Male

Birthday:

1949

Locality:

at my house in, TENNESSEE

Gender:

Male

Birthday:

1951

Locality:

Jackson, Tennessee

Gender:

Male

Birthday:

1949