I can't fly.... Unicorns can't fly therefore i am a unicornThe only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.
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If I drink alcohol, I am alcoholic. So if I drink fanta, am I fantastic? I hear you like bad girls? Well i drink my juice box while driving my bicycle WAIT tricycle bicycles are to dangerous.... oh yeah drinking and driving
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I was born and I'm alive AND i can trip on flat surfaces (thats just how talented i am) oh and I'm not trying to impress you or anything but i sleep at night..... without a light